tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30083048086846731532011-07-07T23:03:59.143-05:00I'm Andrew, and I'll be your blogger today. May I take your (new world) order?Andrewnoreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-28217165577643786492009-10-31T18:19:00.001-05:002009-10-31T18:20:44.546-05:00

Serial murderer Red John? It's Agent Kimball Cho. You read it here.

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MySpace's defunct who used to ride the Information Superhighway and friend onetwothreefour strangersjustlikethat Jesus it was a shitty site and what i want to know is how do you like your $580 million graveyard Mister Murdoch

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I had Springer on in the background while I browsed the Interweb on my laptop. And just when I thought American pop culture had hit rock bottom, just when I thought I would never hear anything clever on television again, I hear this on Springer: "This ain't Batman! Don't be Two-Faced!"Pure. Win.

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-79886546992499743302008-03-18T18:17:00.004-05:002008-12-11T10:20:37.344-06:00

Jebus bless the Interwebs. I was browsing IMDB and don't ask me why, but I was looking up Sideways. I checked out the writing credits (mostly to see who I could blame for this travesty of cinema) and came across a hilarious fact: the author of the novel the movie is based on wrote a rejected script for Alien3. Bwahahaha!I can just see it now:_____"If they want to nuke the planet, let's nuke the

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-54299842145001352192008-03-11T17:13:00.004-05:002008-12-11T10:20:37.628-06:00

It's Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2008, and nothing out of the ordinary is happening.I find days like this hard to blog about. Does anyone really care about the minutiae of my life?However, days like this also reinforce my belief that there is something sublime and beautiful about all of us, that even in our dullest moments, there is something innately beautiful and...orchestral about us as human

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-5872580449683076072008-01-19T00:48:00.000-06:002008-12-11T10:20:37.874-06:00

Six inches or so of snow. That's all it takes for Southerners in the United States to freak the fuck out. And I was right there with them in the supermarket, stocking up on Cokes, ground beef, cereal, eggs, bread and canned soup. Oh, and I bought six packs of cigarettes.I'm feeling something between amused disbelief and scornful indifference. After all, I lived three years in Montreal where the

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-62997677334419568362007-12-19T00:49:00.000-06:002008-12-11T10:20:38.237-06:00

I read an interesting post by Serizy on her blog, Slutty McWhore. (Let me stop for a moment and give Serizy a plug. Her blog is excellent. The posts are everything good blog posts should be: sharply written, intelligent, funny, thoughtful, thought-provoking, occasionally controversial and frequently heart wrenching. But I digress.)In a Nov. 2007 entry, “Where are you all, you Scottish...?” Serizy

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-67244370935041917102007-12-13T23:38:00.001-06:002008-12-11T10:20:38.745-06:00

"It's been a long time. I shouldn't-a left you without a dope beat to step to." - Aaliyah (with Timbaland), Try AgainI enjoy serendipity and coincidence. That's why I like leading off this long-overdue post with the song lyric above. Not only is it fitting, but it originates from a song called Try Again.And that's what I'm doing. I'm “try[ing] again.” I'm trying again to kick start my blog 2.0. I

Andrewnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008304808684673153.post-63489327542909393652007-07-13T17:12:00.000-05:002007-07-13T17:21:20.204-05:00

New URL, new design, new blog.Some of you may be asking, "Why?" I ran into some hassles with the old site, enough of a hassle that I decided it was time for a fresh start.Thanks to k.larson for suggesting I make a fresh start.And man, this is tough. I reached 100+ posts with my last blog. People knew where my last blog was. I loved my last blog.But you know what? If you're afraid of destroying

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